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The Ajax Bigelow Weight Loss Diet
(*See Warning Below)
Weight Loss GUARANTEED!
(See Guarantee Below)
I’ve got it figured out. I can help everyone lose weight. Be sure to read the warning before you actually try this.
Step 1: Weigh yourself with a space suit on and write your weight down before you forget it.
Step 2: Get in a rocket and go to the moon. Don’t forget to bring scales along.
Step 3: Weigh yourself on the moon. Walla! Instant weight loss.
(*Warning: The International Diet Foundation does not recommend this diet for ladies, gentlemen, or children of all ages. If you choose to try the diet, you will need a rocket, space suit, scales, and permission from the US Government to go to the moon. Ajax Bigelow claims no responsibility for what happens during this diet and will not pay any claims for damage to life or limb.)
Money Back Guarantee**
You will weigh 1/6th of your Earth weight or you get your money back!
1. If you eat too much junk food on the trip, you may gain
2. If you return to Earth, this guarantee is no longer in effect.
** Since you aren't paying for this diet, there is nothing to refund.
Hmm. Do you think my diet will work? Why or why not?